THE FIRST BOOK
      Introduction
      J. De la Salle, to the Honoured, Noble Translator of Rabelais.
      Rablophila
      The Author's Prologue to the First Book
      Rabelais to the Reader
  1. Of the Genealogy and Antiquity of Gargantua
  2. The Antidoted Fanfreluches: or, a Galimatia of extravagant Conceits found in an ancient Monument
  3. How Gargantua was carried eleven months in his mother's belly
  4. How Gargamelle, being great with Gargantua, did eat a huge deal of tripes
  5. The Discourse of the Drinkers
  6. How Gargantua was born in a strange manner
  7. After what manner Gargantua had his name given him, and how he tippled, bibbed, and curried the can
  8. How they apparelled Gargantua
  9. The colours and liveries of Gargantua
  10. Of that which is signified by the colours white and blue
  11. Of the youthful age of Gargantua
  12. Of Gargantua's wooden horses
  13. How Gargantua's wonderful understanding became known to his father Grangousier, by the invention of a torchecul or wipebreech
  14. How Gargantua was taught Latin by a Sophister
  15. How Gargantua was put under other schoolmasters
  16. How Gargantua was sent to Paris, and of the huge great mare that he rode on; how she destroyed the oxflies of the Beauce
  17. How Gargantua paid his welcome to the Parisians, and how he took away the great bells of Our Lady's Church
  18. How Janotus de Bragmardo was sent to Gargantua to recover the great bells
  19. The oration of Master Janotus de Bragmardo for recovery of the bells
  20. How the Sophister carried away his cloth, and how he had a suit in law against the other masters
  21. The study of Gargantua, according to the discipline of his schoolmasters the Sophisters
  22. The games of Gargantua
  23. How Gargantua was instructed by Ponocrates, and in such sort disciplinated, that he lost not one hour of the day
  24. How Gargantua spent his time in rainy weather
  25. How there was great strife and debate raised betwixt the cake-bakers of Lerne, and those of Gargantua's country, whereupon were waged great wars
  26. How the inhabitants of Lerne, by the commandment of Picrochole their king, assaulted the shepherds of Gargantua unexpectedly and on a sudden
  27. How a monk of Seville saved the close of the abbey from being ransacked by the enemy
  28. How Picrochole stormed and took by assault the rock Clermond, and of Grangousier's unwillingness and aversion from the undertaking of war
  29. The tenour of the letter which Grangousier wrote to his son Gargantua
  30. How Ulric Gallet was sent unto Picrochole
  31. The speech made by Gallet to Picrochole
  32. How Grangousier, to buy peace, caused the cakes to be restored
  33. How some statesmen of Picrochole, by hairbrained counsel, put him in extreme danger
  34. How Gargantua left the city of Paris to succour his country, and how Gymnast encountered with the enemy
  35. How Gymnast very souply and cunningly killed Captain Tripet and others of Picrochole's men
  36. How Gargantua demolished the castle at the ford of Vede, and how they passed the ford
  37. How Gargantua, in combing his head, made the great cannon-balls fall out of his hair
  38. How Gargantua did eat up six pilgrims in a salad
  39. How the Monk was feasted by Gargantua, and of the jovial discourse they had at supper
  40. Why monks are the outcasts of the world; and wherefore some have bigger noses than others
  41. How the Monk made Gargantua sleep, and of his hours and breviaries
  42. How the Monk encouraged his fellow-champions, and how he hanged upon a tree
  43. How the scouts and fore-party of Picrochole were met with by Gargantua, and how the Monk slew Captain Drawforth, and then was taken prisoner by his enemies
  44. How the Monk rid himself of his keepers, and how Picrochole's forlorn hope was defeated
  45. How the Monk carried along with him the Pilgrims, and of the good words that Grangousier gave them
  46. How Grangousier did very kindly entertain Touchfaucet his prisoner
  47. How Grangousier sent for his legions, and how Touchfaucet slew Rashcalf, and was afterwards executed by the command of Picrochole
  48. How Gargantua set upon Picrochole within the rock Clermond, and utterly defeated the army of the said Picrochole
  49. How Picrochole in his flight fell into great misfortunes, and what Gargantua did after the battle
  50. Gargantua's speech to the vanquished
  51. How the victorious Gargantuists were recompensed after the battle
  52. How Gargantua caused to be built for the Monk the Abbey of Theleme
  53. How the abbey of the Thelemites was built and endowed
  54. The inscription set upon the great gate of Theleme
  55. What manner of dwelling the Thelemites had
  56. How the men and women of the religious order of Theleme were apparelled
  57. How the Thelemites were governed, and of their manner of living
  58. A prophetical Riddle
THE SECOND BOOK

For the Reader
Mr. Hugh Salel to Rabelais
The Author's Prologue
  1. Of the original and antiquity of the great Pantagruel
  2. Of the nativity of the most dread and redoubted Pantagruel
  3. Of the grief wherewith Gargantua was moved at the decease of his wife Badebec
  4. Of the infancy of Pantagruel
  5. Of the acts of the noble Pantagruel in his youthful age
  6. How Pantagruel met with a Limousin, who too affectedly did counterfeit the French language
  7. How Pantagruel came to Paris, and of the choice books of the Library of St. Victor
  8. How Pantagruel, being at Paris, received letters from his father Gargantua, and the copy of them
  9. How Pantagruel found Panurge, whom he loved all his lifetime
  10. How Pantagruel judged so equitably of a controversy, which was wonderfully obscure and difficult, that, by reason of his just decree therein, he was reputed to have a most admirable judgment
  11. How the Lords of Kissbreech and Suckfist did plead before Pantagruel without an attorney
  12. How the Lord of Suckfist pleaded before Pantagruel
  13. How Pantagruel gave judgment upon the difference of the two lords
  14. How Panurge related the manner how he escaped out of the hands of the Turks
  15. How Panurge showed a very new way to build the walls of Paris
  16. Of the qualities and conditions of Panurge
  17. How Panurge gained the pardons, and married the old women, and of the suit in law which he had at Paris
  18. How a great scholar of England would have argued against Pantagruel, and was overcome by Panurge
  19. How Panurge put to a nonplus the Englishman that argued by signs
  20. How Thaumast relateth the virtues and knowledge of Panurge
  21. How Panurge was in love with a lady of Paris
  22. How Panurge served a Parisian lady a trick that pleased her not very well
  23. How Pantagruel departed from Paris, hearing news that the Dipsodes had invaded the land of the Amaurots; and the cause wherefore the leagues are so short in France
  24. A letter which a messenger brought to Pantagruel from a lady of Paris, together with the exposition of a posy written in a gold ring
  25. How Panurge, Carpalin, Eusthenes, and Epistemon, the gentlemen attendants of Pantagruel, vanquished and discomfited six hundred and threescore horsemen very cunningly
  26. How Pantagruel and his company were weary in eating still salt meats; and how Carpalin went a-hunting to have some venison
  27. How Pantagruel set up one trophy in memorial of their valour, and Panurge another in remembrance of the hares. How Pantagruel likewise with his farts begat little men, and with his fisgs little women; and how Panurge broke a great staff over two glasses
  28. How Pantagruel got the victory very strangely over the Dipsodes and the Giants
  29. How Pantagruel discomfited the three hundred giants armed with free-stone, and Loupgarou their captain
  30. How Epistemon, who had his head cut off, was finely healed by Panurge, and of the news which he brought from the devils, and of the damned people in hell
  31. How Pantagruel entered into the city of the Amaurots, and how Panurge married King Anarchus to an old lantern-carrying hag, and made him a crier of green sauce
  32. How Pantagruel with his tongue covered a whole army, and what the author saw in his mouth
  33. How Pantagruel became sick, and the manner how he was recovered
  34. The conclusion of this present book, and the excuse of the author
THE THIRD BOOK

Francois Rabelais to the Soul of the Deceased Queen of Navarre
The Author's Prologue
  1. How Pantagruel transported a colony of Utopians into Dipsody
  2. How Panurge was made Laird of Salmigondin in Dipsody, and did waste his revenue before it came in
  3. How Panurge praiseth the debtors and borrowers
  4. Panurge continueth his discourse in the praise of borrowers and lenders
  5. How Pantagruel altogether abhorreth the debtors and borrowers
  6. Why new married men were privileged from going to the wars
  7. How Panurge had a flea in his ear, and forbore to wear any longer his magnificent codpiece
  8. Why the codpiece is held to be the chief piece of armour amongst warriors
  9. How Panurge asketh counsel of Pantagruel whether he should marry, yea, or no
  10. How Pantagruel representeth unto Panurge the difficulty of giving advice in the matter of marriage; and to that purpose mentioneth somewhat of the Homeric and Virgilian lotteries
  11. How Pantagruel showeth the trial of one's fortune by the throwing of dice to be unlawful
  12. How Pantagruel doth explore by the Virgilian lottery what fortune Panurge shall have in his marriage
  13. How Pantagruel adviseth Panurge to try the future good or bad luck of his marriage by dreams
  14. Panurge's dream, with the interpretation thereof
  15. Panurge's excuse and exposition of the monastic mystery concerning powdered beef
  16. How Pantagruel adviseth Panurge to consult with the Sibyl of Panzoust
  17. How Panurge spoke to the Sibyl of Panzoust
  18. How Pantagruel and Panurge did diversely expound the verses of the Sibyl of Panzoust
  19. How Pantagruel praiseth the counsel of dumb men
  20. How Goatsnose by signs maketh answer to Panurge
  21. How Panurge consulteth with an old French poet, named Raminagrobis
  22. How Panurge patrocinates and defendeth the Order of the Begging Friars
  23. How Panurge maketh the motion of a return to Raminagrobis
  24. How Panurge consulteth with Epistemon
  25. How Panurge consulteth with Herr Trippa
  26. How Panurge consulteth with Friar John of the Funnels
  27. How Friar John merrily and sportingly counselleth Panurge
  28. How Friar John comforteth Panurge in the doubtful matter of cuckoldry
  29. How Pantagruel convocated together a theologian, physician, lawyer, and philosopher, for extricating Panurge out of the perplexity wherein he was
  30. How the theologue, Hippothadee, giveth counsel to Panurge in the matter and business of his nuptial enterprise
  31. How the physician Rondibilis counselleth Panurge
  32. How Rondibilis declareth cuckoldry to be naturally one of the appendances of marriage
  33. Rondibilis the physician's cure of cuckoldry
  34. How women ordinarily have the greatest longing after things prohibited
  35. How the philosopher Trouillogan handleth the difficulty of marriage
  36. A continuation of the answer of the Ephectic and Pyrrhonian philosopher Trouillogan
  37. How Pantagruel persuaded Panurge to take counsel of a fool
  38. How Triboulet is set forth and blazed by Pantagruel and Panurge
  39. How Pantagruel was present at the trial of Judge Bridlegoose, who decided causes and controversies in law by the chance and fortune of the dice
  40. How Bridlegoose giveth reasons why he looked upon those law- actions which he decided by the chance of the dice
  41. How Bridlegoose relateth the history of the reconcilers of parties at variance in matters of law
  42. How suits at law are bred at first, and how they come afterwards to their perfect growth
  43. How Pantagruel excuseth Bridlegoose in the matter of sentencing actions at law by the chance of the dice
  44. How Pantagruel relateth a strange history of the perplexity of human judgment
  45. How Panurge taketh advice of Triboulet
  46. How Pantagruel and Panurge diversely interpret the words of Triboulet
  47. How Pantagruel and Panurge resolved to make a visit to the Oracle of the Holy Bottle
  48. How Gargantua showeth that the children ought not to marry without the special knowledge and advice of their fathers and mothers
  49. How Pantagruel did put himself in a readiness to go to sea; and of the herb named Pantagruelion
  50. How the famous Pantagruelion ought to be prepared and wrought
  51. Why it is called Pantagruelion, and of the admirable virtues thereof
  52. How a certain kind of Pantagruelion is of that nature that the fire is not able to consume it
THE FOURTH BOOK

The Translator's Preface
The Author's Epistle Dedicatory
The Author's Prologue
  1. How Pantagruel went to sea to visit the oracle of Bacbuc, alias the Holy Bottle
  2. How Pantagruel bought many rarities in the island of Medamothy
  3. How Pantagruel received a letter from his father Gargantua, and of the strange way to have speedy news from far distant places
  4. How Pantagruel writ to his father Gargantua, and sent him several curiosities
  5. How Pantagruel met a ship with passengers returning from Lantern-land
  6. How, the fray being over, Panurge cheapened one of Dingdong's sheep
  7. Which if you read you'll find how Panurge bargained with Dingdong
  8. How Panurge caused Dingdong and his sheep to be drowned in the sea
  9. How Pantagruel arrived at the island of Ennasin, and of the strange ways of being akin in that country
  10. How Pantagruel went ashore at the island of Chely, where he saw King St. Panigon
  11. Why monks love to be in kitchens
  12. How Pantagruel passed by the land of Pettifogging, and of the strange way of living among the Catchpoles
  13. How, like Master Francis Villon, the Lord of Basche commended his servants
  14. A further account of catchpoles who were drubbed at Basche's house
  15. How the ancient custom at nuptials is renewed by the catchpole
  16. How Friar John made trial of the nature of the catchpoles
  17. How Pantagruel came to the islands of Tohu and Bohu; and of the strange death of Wide-nostrils, the swallower of windmills
  18. How Pantagruel met with a great storm at sea
  19. What countenances Panurge and Friar John kept during the storm
  20. How the pilots were forsaking their ships in the greatest stress of weather
  21. A continuation of the storm, with a short discourse on the subject of making testaments at sea
  22. An end of the storm
  23. How Panurge played the good fellow when the storm was over
  24. How Panurge was said to have been afraid without reason during the storm
  25. How, after the storm, Pantagruel went on shore in the islands of the Macreons
  26. How the good Macrobius gave us an account of the mansion and decease of the heroes
  27. Pantagruel's discourse of the decease of heroic souls; and of the dreadful prodigies that happened before the death of the late Lord de Langey
  28. How Pantagruel related a very sad story of the death of the heroes
  29. How Pantagruel sailed by the Sneaking Island, where Shrovetide reigned
  30. How Shrovetide is anatomized and described by Xenomanes
  31. Shrovetide's outward parts anatomized
  32. A continuation of Shrovetide's countenance
  33. How Pantagruel discovered a monstrous physeter, or whirlpool, near the Wild Island
  34. How the monstrous physeter was slain by Pantagruel
  35. How Pantagruel went on shore in the Wild Island, the ancient abode of the Chitterlings
  36. How the wild Chitterlings laid an ambuscado for Pantagruel
  37. How Pantagruel sent for Colonel Maul-chitterling and Colonel Cut-pudding; with a discourse well worth your hearing about the names of places and persons
  38. How Chitterlings are not to be slighted by men
  39. How Friar John joined with the cooks to fight the Chitterlings
  40. How Friar John fitted up the sow; and of the valiant cooks that went into it
  41. How Pantagruel broke the Chitterlings at the knees
  42. How Pantagruel held a treaty with Niphleseth, Queen of the Chitterlings
  43. How Pantagruel went into the island of Ruach
  44. How small rain lays a high wind
  45. How Pantagruel went ashore in the island of Pope-Figland
  46. How a junior devil was fooled by a husbandman of Pope- Figland
  47. How the devil was deceived by an old woman of Pope- Figland
  48. How Pantagruel went ashore at the island of Papimany
  49. How Homenas, Bishop of Papimany, showed us the Uranopet decretals
  50. How Homenas showed us the archetype, or representation of a pope
  51. Table-talk in praise of the decretals
  52. A continuation of the miracles caused by the decretals
  53. How, by the virtue of the decretals, gold is subtilely drawn out of France to Rome
  54. How Homenas gave Pantagruel some bon-Christian pears
  55. How Pantagruel, being at sea, heard various unfrozen words
  56. How among the frozen words Pantagruel found some odd ones
  57. How Pantagruel went ashore at the dwelling of Gaster, the first master of arts in the world
  58. How, at the court of the master of ingenuity, Pantagruel detested the Engastrimythes and the Gastrolaters
  59. Of the ridiculous statue Manduce; and how and what the Gastrolaters sacrifice to their ventripotent god
  60. What the Gastrolaters sacrificed to their god on interlarded fish-days
  61. How Gaster invented means to get and preserve corn
  62. How Gaster invented an art to avoid being hurt or touched by cannon-balls
  63. How Pantagruel fell asleep near the island of Chaneph, and of the problems proposed to be solved when he waked
  64. How Pantagruel gave no answer to the problems
  65. How Pantagruel passed the time with his servants
  66. How, by Pantagruel's order, the Muses were saluted near the isle of Ganabim
  67. How Panurge berayed himself for fear; and of the huge cat Rodilardus, which he took for a puny devil
THE FIFTH BOOK

The Author's Prologue
  1. How Pantagruel arrived at the Ringing Island, and of the noise that we heard
  2. How the Ringing Island had been inhabited by the Siticines, who were become birds
  3. How there is but one pope-hawk in the Ringing Island
  4. How the birds of the Ringing Island were all passengers
  5. Of the dumb Knight-hawks of the Ringing Island
  6. How the birds are crammed in the Ringing Island
  7. How Panurge related to Master Aedituus the fable of the horse and the ass
  8. How with much ado we got a sight of the pope-hawk
  9. How we arrived at the island of Tools
  10. How Pantagruel arrived at the island of Sharping
  11. How we passed through the wicket inhabited by Gripe-men-all, Archduke of the Furred Law-cats
  12. How Gripe-men-all propounded a riddle to us
  13. How Panurge solved Gripe-men-all's riddle
  14. How the Furred Law-cats live on corruption
  15. How Friar John talks of rooting out the Furred Law-cats
  16. How Pantagruel came to the island of the Apedefers, or Ignoramuses, with long claws and crooked paws, and of terrible adventures and monsters there
  17. How we went forwards, and how Panurge had like to have been killed
  18. How our ships were stranded, and we were relieved by some people that were subject to Queen Whims (qui tenoient de la Quinte)
  19. How we arrived at the queendom of Whims or Entelechy
  20. How the Quintessence cured the sick with a song
  21. How the Queen passed her time after dinner
  22. How Queen Whims' officers were employed; and how the said lady retained us among her abstractors
  23. How the Queen was served at dinner, and of her way of eating
  24. How there was a ball in the manner of a tournament, at which Queen Whims was present
  25. How the thirty-two persons at the ball fought
  26. How we came to the island of Odes, where the ways go up and down
  27. How we came to the island of Sandals; and of the order of Semiquaver Friars
  28. How Panurge asked a Semiquaver Friar many questions, and was only answered in monosyllables
  29. How Epistemon disliked the institution of Lent
  30. How we came to the land of Satin
  31. How in the land of Satin we saw Hearsay, who kept a school of vouching
  32. How we came in sight of Lantern-land
  33. How we landed at the port of the Lychnobii, and came to Lantern-land
  34. How we arrived at the Oracle of the Bottle
  35. How we went underground to come to the Temple of the Holy Bottle, and how Chinon is the oldest city in the world
  36. How we went down the tetradic steps, and of Panurge's fear
  37. How the temple gates in a wonderful manner opened of themselves
  38. Of the temple's admirable pavement
  39. How we saw Bacchus's army drawn up in battalia in mosaic work
  40. How the battle in which the good Bacchus overthrew the Indians was represented in mosaic work
  41. How the temple was illuminated with a wonderful lamp
  42. How the Priestess Bacbuc showed us a fantastic fountain in the temple, and how the fountain-water had the taste of wine, according to the imagination of those who drank of it
  43. How the Priestess Bacbuc equipped Panurge in order to have the word of the Bottle
  44. How Bacbuc, the high-priestess, brought Panurge before the Holy Bottle
  45. How Bacbuc explained the word of the Goddess-Bottle
  46. How Panurge and the rest rhymed with poetic fury
  47. How we took our leave of Bacbuc, and left the Oracle of the Holy Bottle


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